· BAffleck had a girlfriend? And they broke up? Oh, color us out of the loop. Now he's crying into his whiskey about the press ruining his relationships. [NYDN]
· "No comment" alert! Are Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow engaged? PR flacks are avoiding the answer. No's = Yes's! [Page Six]
· Peter Peterson, Chair of Something Important and Foreign, interviews his 7 year-old spawn at a book party. Diane Sawyer politely laughs and then thows up into her napkin. [NYT]
· Sharpen your eagle eyes, young stalkers. Gwyneth and her Fruit Child are back in Manhattan. [FJJ board]

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