We'd be kind of stoked about Amy Fisher's forthcoming autobiography, but we're afraid that it'll just be all about how she knows better now. How dull! If you're gonna go around shooting your boyfriend's wives in the face and basically breaking all the Commandments at once, well, run with it! Couldn't you have gotten a reality show co-hosted by Tonya Harding?

We do like Amy's columns, but sometimes they get all like "Don't do what Amy Don't did!" Hey, don't take it out on us: you chose to have sex with the ugly guy with the mullet, sister.
Amy Fisher Publishing Autobiography [AP]

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