1. Personally, all these Kerry fundraisers are starting to drive us a bit batty, but we re total suckers for Louis CK and his massively underrated stoner goldmine, Pootie Tang. He performs tonight at the Knitting Factory at 8pm as part of some goddamn benefit. Make it stop.
2. What do you get when you put Al Franken and Paul Krugman in a room together? A headache! Oh quiet down, people. Not every crack is gonna be a barn burner. Today sucks. In any case, the resident spokesladies for the Left discuss their respective works at Barnes and Noble tonight at 7 pm.
3. San Francisco indie popers Beulah allegedly play their last show together, tonight at Castle Clinton. It s free, but get there at 5 to get tickets.

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