The Weekly World News issues a breaking story this week that terrorists have been diligently working on a master weapon: a bomb that turns straight men gay.
We're not sure this is going to work in New York. Straight men in this town are so faggy already that a rise in man-on-man butt-play seems like the next logical step.
The Gay Bomb will detonate the instant a heterosexual male steps on one of the mines, releasing potent waves of the female hormone estrogen into the air.
Within hours, heterosexual men will experience terrible urges like: "I'm dying to make out with my buddy in the next cubicle," and "I want a divorce from the witch I married," and "I wonder if I should redecorate the living room."
Al Qaeda Plans To Drop Gay Bombs [Weekly World News]