· Mini-techno man Moby bullshits about his encounter with an aggressive stripper and her cocaine. The audience, we can assume, smiled politely and nodded. [NYDN (2nd item)]
· Rosie O Donnell s inaugural voyage on her new gay-oriented cruise line was a bit of a bust, racking up $250,000 in losses. Apparently the homo seafaring market prefers to cruise the docks rather than depart from them. [Page Six]
· Jennifer Lopez is getting fat, claims the Sun, with a photo of the singer herself, looking thinner then ever. Ergo, she is pregnant! Also: English people like to make things up to amuse themselves. [Sun UK]

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