Pity the poor residents near East Hampton's Two Mile Hollow Beach — just when they thought they'd recovered from last summer's gay invasion of their beloved 'hood, renters on Further Lane have filed complaints over the sighting of nude bathers and two men having sex. Oh, those pesky gays, with their gritty, uncontrollable sand-fucking! What are the wealthy heteros so scared of? Maybe the vacationing ladies don't want to trigger any repressed ideas in their pink-oxford-clad hubbies?
Hamptons Report [NYP]