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The Germans really did say it best: Britney Spears' bizarre insistence on padding barefoot through the world's public restrooms is "mercilessly unhygenic." This time, she's added bad manners to her white-trash repertoire, refusing to wait her turn for the bathroom. It's painfully obvious that she's not going to get better if we, the concerned public, don't stage some sort of intervention.

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