· Time for some conspicuous consumption! Seven Jeans and Three Dot tops both on sale, making them almost reasonably priced. Almost.
· Catch Puerto Rican beatmaker Tony Touch on the 1s and 2s as part of the Immortal Turntable Series at Joe s Pub.
· Everyone s favorite Icelandic elf-child, Bjork, recorded her latest album in 18 different cities. Um, okay. Whatever, listen to it tonight at Pianos.
· See the world's coziest comedy show, Happy Perineum, at Jack's (136 West 10th Street), 8pm.

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