Wow, those jackanapes over at the Times are like bloodhounds, ya know? Not only did they tip us off on those underground iPod things that the haute crowd is playing with, but they even took the time to figure out the interesting and undiscovered functions on the MP3 players. Did you know there's a shuffle function? And, like, when you use it, it randomizes the order in which your songs are played. No, seriously, it's true!

Really, I know August is about as slow as it gets around here, but this shit makes my head implode. Is it Lowest Common Denominator Time at the 43rd Street funhouse? Keep an eye out for tomorrow's all Mad-Lib edition.
Tunes, A Hard Drive And (Just Maybe) A Brain [NYT]
Related:
Circuits Discovers Shuffle [Gizmodo]

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