Shield your eyes, America: our patron skank Paris Hilton has decided to sell her wares on Amazon, this time without the help of junior pornographer Rick Salomon. We wouldn't actually call any of the bedazzled trinkets Paris Hilton is hawking desirable, but they're certainly overpriced (which means they're exclusive and you want them!) and would make a nice online purchase with that Tom Clancy hardcover you're picking up.
The Paris Hilton Collection [Amazon.com]
Ohmygod, I Can't Believe You're Shopping Retail [The Modern Age]

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