It's 8:45 AM, which means you have exactly 15 minutes to get over to the Virgin Megastore in Times Square. Why would we suggest such a horrid thing? Because starting at 9 AM, you can receive a special wristband pass to trampy socialite Paris Hilton's book signing on Thursday! All you need to do to receive this golden ticket is purchase a copy of her new memoir, Confessions Of An Heiress, which "is a look at life from the unique perspective of a young woman who has the whole world at her stiletto-clad feet." Feet wrapped around the neck of some young gentleman, no doubt. Also, Paris might be willing to sign your sticky copy of her cinematic tour de force One Night In Paris — if you ask nicely.

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Confessions Of An Heiress