UK gossip newsletter Popbitch gets us all sensitive for a moment with a sad tale of what it's like to be any Olsen other than Mary-Kate. Actually, nah, don't worry — we're not *that* sensitive to the twins, but we certainly are appalled by the idiocy of Calvin Klein employees:

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were at the Calvin Klein showroom in New York last week to be fitted with outfits for fashion week, like many celebrities. As the girls were leaving they, and everyone else, overheard a PR loudly declaring that it was a nightmare that Ashley now looked fat next to her post-rehab, post-anorexia twin, and that she'd make Calvin's clothes look terrible. Ashley ran to the elevator in tears.

We're shocked: didn't they teach this PR woman to quietly judge people?
[Popbitch]

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