The New York Times is, predictably, so in touch with its readers. Especially the readers who are breeders of cracked-out uptown tween girls with oodles of designer lip gloss and a hankering for a Sweet Sixteen Rhinoplasty party. As such, there's handy guide for parents who can't actually determine whether or not it's appropriate for a high school freshman to get DD implants or lipo on her fat ass. It's service journalism for the Jocelyn Wildenstein-set.
How Young Is Too Young To Have A Nose Job And Breast Implants? [NYT]
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