· You've been brown-bagging 40s of OE all week to save up for this one: The Joy of Sake pairs over 140 varieties of everyone's favorite Oriental booze with an array of appetizers, allowing you to get fucked up under the guise of "cultural appreciation" as opposed to the usual reason of "numbing the pain of self hatred." 6:00pm at the Puck Building.
· See Ryan Adams at the Beacon Theater, as opposed to Ryan Adams engaging in hideous displays of PDA with Parker Posey on virtually every street corner on the LES.
· Bloc Party, says the Knitting Factory, "do everything that's required to conform to the currently received ideas of what a band is: ostensibly to play instruments at the same time, but also have a title for the work created." We're not even sure if that makes any fucking sense, but they play with A.R.E. Weapons tonight.

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