· Follow the trail of horny hipster girls to the first of the Killers' two-night stint at Irving Plaza. Or just watch everyone drool at the Dark Room after-party.
· Binge and purge with the foodies and fashionistas at Time Out's Eating and Drinking tasting celebration. Unless, of course, you want to spend your $75 on that marching meal substitute.
· Potheads and pinkos stumble over to the Lincoln Center for the ACLU Freedom Concert, featuring Mos Def, Robin Williams, Lou Reed and dreamy Jake Gyllenhaal. No, we don't know why Jake Gyllenhaal will be there, but does it really matter?