The Village Voice has its annual Best Of New York issue out, which is full of useful information like the Best Free Used Syringes (Coney Island) and Best Impersonation Of Star Jones As A Chicken (Poppi Kramer). You know, exactly the type of shit you need to know. While Gawker failed to get an asshole award (must try harder next year!), we were nevertheless pleased to learn that the Best Club to Watch Semi-Naked Transvestites Dance To The Cure With Taped Nipples is Opaline—coincidentally, we've been looking for a place to do exactly that. It's like they read our tiny little minds and showed us the road towards salvation. Or something.
The Best of NYC [Village Voice]

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