To Do: Jonathan Ames, Dolce And Gabbana

· Standard Brooklyn fare: Jonathan Ames reads, literary band One Ring Zero performs, hipsters attend.
· All About My Mother/Talk to Her director Pedro Almodovar appears at Alice Tully Hall to discuss works past and present. Special guests who have appeared in his films are expected- here's to hoping it's dreamboat Gael Garcia Bernal. Yeah, we'd totally do him.
· Drunk fashionista alert: Dolce and Gabbana are doling out the free booze to compensate for the overpriced duds. Between 6 and 10, 434 West Broadway.