Before we tear our hair out staring at this horrifying tableaux submitted by an alert, camera-wielding reader, we're moved to pity the skittish accessory-dog fleeing in horror from the two fluffy monsters chasing it up Melrose. And despite our vocal distaste for all things nonsensically furry, we're not exactly an expert in boot taxonomy, we'll just brand these abominations mukluks, climb under our desk to marinate in the urine of existential fear, and be done with it. And if the boots/purse-dog combo isn't enough to piss on the front lawn of your sensibilities, it gets worse. Click on "more" to see exactly how much worse.
- New Jack Uggs: The Regina Boot [Defamer]