Please God, No: Uggs And Celebrity Babies

We're well aware that Uggs are painfully over and that there are fresher evils to be combatted, but the idea of celebrity babies in tiny Ugg boots (as illustrated in this picture of the woman who has brought forth Charlie Sheen's progeny happily displaying a new, bite-sized malevolence) certainly merits a mention. Indeed, no one invited a hater to the A-list baby shower, but we feel compelled to let the world know that all celebrity baby Ugg boots are lovingly fashioned from the skin of less fortunate infants of civilian parentage. But we hope little Sam Sheen's tootsies stay extra warm in those adorable widdle Uggies!

Also, we should note that there's something equally fucked up about an ENTIRE BLOG devoted to celebrity babies. That's a fight for another day.