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Does Kate Winslet have a dieting problem? Or is she just impatient? And who will get fired first, Yahoo or AP staffers?
Winslet Scoffs At Rumors About Her Wait [AP]

Tomorrow's News

late night 532 10,771 Jon Stewart Explains Mitt Romney’s Lack of Authenticity to David Letterman
affairs 289 18,354 Love, Lies, and Liz Taylor: A Literary Cheating Scandal at Vogue and Vanity Fair
daily show 235 7,903 Jon Stewart Examines Congress’ Insider Trading Problem
reflections 230 42,298 All Apologies: I Was a Lowdown Prep School Hazer
the tonight show 215 6,649 Bill Maher on Santorum’s Politics: ‘He Believes Life Begins at Erection’
world news 191 9,413 Sean Penn Has Opinions; Prince William is a Pirate
montauk grifter 163 23,212 It Looks Like the Montauk Grifter Conned Gordon Ramsay, Too
montauk grifter 127 80,075 The Montauk Grifter: How One Con Man Used OkCupid for Fun, Fraud, and Profit
money 107 14,306 Obama Thinks Pennies Cost Too Much to Make; Romney Wonders, “What is a Penny?"
confessions 101 127,156 Here’s Why Your Relationship is Doomed, and Other Confessions of a Therapist
church and state 99 3,783 2012 Is the Year of the Bible in PA; Previous 2,011 Years Not Years of the Bible
health 79 54,456 Man Suffers Heart Attack While Eating ‘Triple Bypass Burger’ at Heart Attack Grill
crime 69 17,391 Brooklyn Rapper Who Tweeted About ‘Beating a Body’ Now Faces Multiple Murder Charges
apologies 66 11,048 Sony Apologizes for Raising Houston Album Prices, Being a Record Label, Basically
catastrophe 60 2,998 Honduran Prison Fire Kills 350
explainer 59 48,177 The Non Sports Fan’s Guide to Jeremy Lin
life advice 52 10,250 Let’s All Be More Like Nicolas Cage and Led Zeppelin
lists 51 34,482 25 Descriptions of the Strange Beast that Won the Westminster Dog Show
blind items 50 41,716 Which Singer Might Leave His Famous Wife for Another Musician?
black history month 49 9,059 U.S. Army Base’s ‘Black History Heritage’ Meal: Malcolm X, Pig Feet
daily show 42 37,232 Jon Stewart Examines A Fox News Analyst’s Claim That Female Soldiers Are Getting Raped Too Much
horrible people 39 30,690 Domestic Abuser Chris Brown to His Haters: ‘HATE ALL U WANT BECUZ I GOT A GRAMMY!’
love 37 39,383 Valentine’s Day Bondage Role-Play Leads to Portland Couple’s Arrest
nyfw 36 4,027 Occupy Wall Street Plans Fashionable Fashion Week Protest
group chat 34 6,130 Live Blogging Top Chef, Week 15
Jobs in Hell 34 11,203 Activities Better for Your Health than Investment Banking

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