· Young, masochistic men, here's your chance: Courtney Love is cleaning up her act and wants to date a younger man between 18-30. [Page Six]
· Did Bill O'Reilly engage in phone sex to cool off after an interview with Vivid Entertainment stars Savanna Samson and Sunrise Adams? Do we care? [R&M]
· SNL alum Tracy Morgan performed at Suede with a crawling and barfing routine that had patrons howling. [Page Six]
· Can someone score us an invite to Demi Moore's rumored Kabbalah book party? We promise to behave, kinda. [Scoop (2nd item)]

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