Do not stare directly at the image at right; the face of notorious society beast Jocelyn Wildenstein may cause epileptic seizures. Yes, our favorite example of plastic surgery gone sinfully, abhorrently wrong has re-emerged with a few new nips and tucks. Doesn't she look lovely? Banterist offers some advice to Wildenstein for her 50 billionth post-op experience:

If who you really are has been completely replaced by the monstrous visage you have created, stay indoors and watch Twilight Zone episodes Eye of the Beholder, A Short Drink From A Certain Fountain and Number Twelve Looks Just Like You. You will be somewhat comforted and well prepared for your deathbed epilogue - to be delivered by Rod Serling.

Helpful Plastic Surgery Tips [Banterist]

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