We don't know how you like to spend your five-month prison sentences, but us? We like to make freshly made jams and jellies, just like our idol, Martha Stewart. Martha has reportedly been spotted picking crab apples on the grounds of her Alderson, West Virginia prison camp, all for the preparation of some homemade jam. We're not sure she can actually get away with this elaborate and illegal plan, however, as her published recipe for Crabapple Rosemary Jelly requires one to use three layers of cheesecloth as a strainer, and scoring cheesecloth in the prison trade system is no small feat.
Hard-'Core' Martha [NYP]

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