Breaking: Bill O'Reilly Settlement On Its Way

Celebrity Justice reports in a press release that the Bill O'Reilly sexual harassment lawsuit is hurtling toward a settlement, which might happen as early as...what time is it now? Soon, anyway. And since such agreements are usually accompanied by a gag order, we may never get to find out exactly what blew O'Reilly's mind in that Thai sex show, or hear him hold forth on exactly how a falafel might enhance all of our sex lives. 'Tis a shame.