· Those pussies over at the Chicago Tribune manually removed pages from their freshly-printed papers that contained the headline "You Cunt Say That." [CST]
· The Literary Hipster's Handbook: "to Bentley: To find spiritual awakening in something silly and to use it to advance a career." [Return of the Reluctant]
· Times Book Review editor Sam Tanenhaus will be speaking at the Learning Annex under the seminar title "Get Paid to Read Books! Make $$$ Doing Something You Love." Snicker. [NY Sun (4th item)]
· Deep thoughts: "One of the worst things to happen to literature was the rise of the two-inch-thick biography." [New Statesman via Maud]

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