· Ashlee Simpson's manager/father Joe Simpson says Ashlee has nothing to worry about after her lip-syncing snafu because, "She didn't expose a boob, she wasn't doing drugs, she isn't anorexic and wasn't getting married in Vegas." Not yet, anyhow. [Page Six]
· Are media outlets ignoring cross-dressing diva RuPaul's new album because he/she's black? Or gay? Or just annoying? [Lowdown]
· Homeless porn mogul Al Goldstein has been fired from the Second Avenue deli; he's staying at a shelter at Bellevue if anyone's interested in hiring him. [Page Six]
· You can rest easy: Lindsay Lohan has been released from the hospital and is free to nip-slip again. [IOL]

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