Strapped for cutting-edge story ideas? With only one day left to milk the election angle for maximum creaminess, why not explore cross-political relationships? Look how simple it is to jump on this trendy bandwagon:

October 27: Sleeping With The Enemy [VV]

October 31: Politics Makes Estranged Bedfellows [NYT]

November 1: Crossing The Party Line [NYM]

Republicans fucking Democrats? Liberals doing conservabots? How haute! Must report immediately!