· Esquire contributer Tom Junod and Vanity Fair scribe Michael Wolff read from their National Magazine Award-winning piece tonight at Half King, though we'd be damned if we actually knew what the name of said piece was.
· David Byrne, Frank Gehry, and Richard Meier, among others, analyze the design of actual Floridian voting booths from the 2000 election. Must have been a pretty difficult task. Their findings are on display at Parsons.
· Del Tha Funkee Homosapien and fellow Cali rapper Aceyalone take their blunted ramblings to BB King tonight, much to the enjoyment of the white collegiate set.