And so, after a late night drinking and watching various old men with move-proof hair tell us, um, absolutely nothing, the election is technically over and technically not yet decided. Something about provisional ballots... Are those for black people? Whatever, Fox News just now announced that Ohio was a done deal for W., so you know how things stand.

Anyhow, we're not resting until the burning and looting begins; we can't wait for the chance to smash and grab ourselves a new winter wardrobe.
With Echoes Of 2000 Vote, Ohio Count Is At Issue