· Throw up on yourself, snort some VCR cleaner, wrap yourself up in a Confederate Flag, and masturbate—and then maybe Vice magazine editors Suroosh Alvi, Gavin McInnes and Shane Smith will proclaim you a "do" as they discuss and sign copies of Vice Do's & Don'ts: 10 Years of Vice Magazine's Street Fashion Critiques. [NYM]·
· Broken Social Scene guitarist Andrew Whitman takes to the Tonic stage tonight with his band Apostle of Hustle. Added bonus: single Canadians! Get 'em while they're hot! [flavorpill]
· Baby-faced, Pitchfork 8.9-ers The Unicorns will jump around and be adorable tonight at the Bowery Ballroom. Watch the hipster girls coo. [Bowery Ballroom]