A tipster alerts us to the fact that 4 Times Square, the home of Vogue, Vanity Fair, Cargo, and all the other shiny happy glossies in the Condé Nast empire, is raining glass onto the sidewalk. (Come on, Si: everyone knows that boiling oil is the only way to get rid of Times Square riffraff.) Police have reportedly closed off the street to prevent injury.

This isn't the first time the building has attacked. We'd go check it out ourselves, but that would require actually going outside. And we're highly allergic to shards of broken glass. If you're in the area, send us an email about how you're surviving the assault.

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