Entering the already crowded Brownstone Brooklyn magazine market (NRG! BKLN! Other... consonants without vowels!) comes American Gentrifier. Finally, an answer to the question, Bed Stuy: Still Too Black? (Yes, but Black is the new black, right?)

Actually, this is a gag cover put out by the scurrilous editors of Stay Free Magazine. Copies are being distributed for free all throughout Brooklyn, wherever brie and $1200 baby strollers can be found. We knew it was a joke because it wasn't called AMRCN GNTRFIER.

Well, we'll always have New York.

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