We know it's last minute, but we can't imagine a better reason for you to call in sick today than to attend the media forum on acne treatment. No, seriously, this is really happening. In just a matter of moments, within the halls of the 30th floor of the Reuters building (3 Times Square), we anticipate a gathering of the greatest media minds to discuss the always pressing issue of blackheads. Will VF's Michael Wolff confess his backne issues? Can the Times' David Carr find the answers to his pressing pore problems? Someone please, please attend on our behalf. The fun starts at 9 AM and lasts until 1:30 PM, but we're betting you'll never want to go home.