· Canadians are fucking weird, eh? Must be all the decriminalized weed. Head to the Slipper Room tonight for Trampoline Hall, in which three of our benevelont northern neighbors weigh in on such weighty topics as "Our Animal Friends" and "The World of New York's Pedicab Drivers." [flavorpill]
· It's the 4th annual Moth Ball Benefit at Capitale tonight, where the Village Voice notes that guests including Jonathan Ames, Lewis Lapham, Lewis Black, and Moby will be "treated to stories by Ethan Hawke." We're assuming that "treated" is the operative word. [VV]
· Head on over to Radio City Music Hall tonight for the official death knell of Modest Mouse. $35 gets you access to a crop of swooning teenage girls and a half-empty concert hall after "Float On" ends. [Radio City]