Anna Nicole "Drunk" At The American Music Awards

It's only fitting that the American Music Awards, the Grammys' Retarded Cousin™, would dredge up "special" presenters to take the podium during their broadcast. Anna Nicole Smith apparently decided to dull her already less-than-Nobel-quality faculties with something before stepping up to the mic to introduce Kanye West. She eventually got around to executing the introduction after a bizarre, slurring attempt at articulating the words on the teleprompter—an onerous task for her under optimal, unimpaired circumstances—and some awkward pauses to stroke her breasts and ask the crowd if they liked her body. We can't say for sure that Smith was high on anything but the excitement of the moment, but we hear that after the show the Tijuana Pharmacists Association called her to ask if she'd like to move to Mexico to open a drug store in her cleavage.