Does Jesus Sell Magazines?

Jesus' publicist hit the mother lode this week with dual news magazine covers. We've even heard that she's pulling some strings to get a holiday named after Him later this month. (Can a Walk of Fame star be next?)

J.C.'s been on the cover of Time so many times, His trophy wall must be completely full (what with all the "World's Best Son" plaques and photos with the president). But we're sure He's reserved a special spot for 1996's "Jesus Online" with this great subhed: "How the Internet is shaping our views of faith and religion." The photo's awesome, too: Even Jesus Photoshops his web portrait to look younger and hotter.

Makes you wonder, What would Jesus download?

Newsmags' kibosh on Christmas [Daily News]
Jesus Online [Time]