Our sincere congratulations to Maxim UK editor (and former Stuffster) Greg Gutfeld, who took the plunge, walked down the aisle, jumped the broom, and got married Friday, according to Page Six.
The bride, we are told, is Elena Mussa, "a gorgeous former runway model-turned-photo editor of Maxim Russia." (Of course she's gorgeous: are there any other kinds of former runway models-turned-photo editors?)
We were, however, a little disappointed that the details of the wedding sounded so damned tasteful. Where were the midgets and bear suits?