If you haven't seen it by now, Madame Tussauds London wax museum gives the traditional nativity scene a celebuwhore twist.

(L-R) American actor Samuel L. Jackson, British actor Hugh Grant and Irish comedian Graham Norton as the shepherds, with English soccer star David Beckham and his wife Victoria as Joseph and Mary, with Australian singer Kylie Minogue (top) as the angel and Britain's Prime Minister Tony Blair, the Duke of Edinburgh and President Bush as the three wise men.

We don't even know where to begin. We'll let Verbose Coma start the discussion: "I can't wait [...] for the live television debate between George W. and his waxwork counterpart. It's sure to be a close call."
Posh And Beckham In Wax Nativity [BBC]
SS Worship War-Ship [Verbose Coma]

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