· Tara Reid kisses some Page Six ass after they reported she was "completely cogent" in Miami. Reid (or her publicist) paid thanks with a lovely food basket. [Page Six]
· If popwhore Britney Spears is pregnant, then her fetus is in rough shape: the cheesy lady is spotted downing the sauce in Vegas. [R&M]
· Lindsay Lohan's rep claims that the starlet did not lose her purse, but merely a card case. We've all seen the cocaine-laced email claiming otherwise, and Lohan's pitbulls plan on suing. [Page Six]
· The Olsen twins sign a petition pledging to stop sweatshop abuse in... their overseas sweatshop. [NYDN]
· CNN's Anderson Cooper disses the hawk-evicting residents of 927 Fifth Avenue; one of those residents is his co-worker Paula Zahn. So sly, Andy. [Lowdown (last item)]

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