If you were thinking about checking out Closer solely to see how much of Natalie Portman's naked body director Mike Nichols left in the film, but have balked because you've heard those scenes are constantly interrupted by pretentious nonsense like "acting" and "dialogue," the internet has again come to your rescue. Sister site Fleshbot does its best to save you the trip to the theater with some stills from the movie, as well as a link to this clever collection of all of Portman's semi-nude scenes set to a perky disco soundtrack. We're still scouring the web for a version of Clive Owen and Jude Law's climactic IMing scene set to "I Touch Myself," but the Portman stuff should hold us over for a while.
- Natalie Portman Closer Footage [ryoni.com via Fleshbot]
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