Unlike SOME PEOPLE, we think before we publish:
jessicagawker: do you think his "find the fetus" headline is some sick drudge game?
mattgawker: hmmm...best to ignore
jessicagawker: k. but i just keep thinking: this is not the best topic for alliteration.
jessicagawker: it's, like, insensitive alliteration.
jessicagawker: literary devices aren't always funny. mattgawker: but fetuses = comedy death