Ann Coulter (pictured here from the depths of Hell) resorts to "Crusade humor" to sell some books and raise her profile. It's charming, much like Eminem making a controversy-for-the-sake-of-it music video. Now we know she's a talking head and all but we're still a little shocked she stopped tugging Rummy's mighty pen long enough to type this.
To The People Of Islam: Just think: If we'd invaded your countries, killed your leaders and converted you to Christianity YOU'D ALL BE OPENING CHRISTMAS PRESENTS RIGHT ABOUT NOW! Merry Christmas
[via AnnCoulter.com but please don't click. You'll only encourage her.]
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