Andy Towle gets a hold of the new Versace ad with Madonna (via A Socialite's Life) and imagines how she trained for the photo shoot.

In the new ad, Madonna (now in the role of power executive supervixen), gives the camera a look that can only be described as "interrupt me one more time and your ass is toast bitch," leaving little doubt as to how the scene must have looked just before Caresse Henry, her longtime personal manager, fled the Kabbalah Ciccone headquarters last month with her tail between her legs.

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