· Donald Trump plans to launch a line of hair care products for men over 40. Just as we generally avoid taking music recommendations from deaf people, we think we're going to pass on buying leave-in conditioner from Donald Trump. [Page Six]
· In the Denial Is Not Just A Parasitic-Diseased River In Egypt Department, Vanessa Williams claims that she is not getting a divorce from ex-L.A. Laker Rick Fox...but that's not what Fox's publicist says. Those bi-coastal marriages never work out. [NYDN Gatecrasher]
· Either Page Sixers got a copy of "100 Years of Solitude" for Christmas and are hoping to inject a bit of magical realism into the washed out pages of the New York Post or someone hot-boxed their offices. Something has to explain this item. [Page Six]

We hear THAT Time Out NY honcha Cyndi Stivers, whose terrace was visited by a ring-necked turtledove before Christmas three years ago, took it in from the cold and still has the bird, Milt, which does a funny headbanging impersonation of Dana Carvey in "Wayne's World"...

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