Tom Cruise Gets Merit Badge In Brainwashery

In case your subscription to International Scientology News—or Cult News— has lapsed, it's been reported that the December issue has a doozy of a photo of Tom Cruise getting heavy-medalled by David Miscavige, Chairman of the Board of the Religious Technology Center. If I'd known there would be pretty diamond-studded jewelry involved when I took that personality test on Hollywood Boulevard, I'd be all up in that Scientology spaceship by now.