· A coincidence that both Soho House and Lotus are throwing "Roaring '20's"-themed New Year's Eve parties tonight? Soho House manager Mark Somen thinks not. "Are you copying my ideas!!??" he wrote in an email to Lotus owner David Rabin, who we imagine responded: "LOL! ROFL! TTYL!" [Page Six]
· Paris Hilton is apparently not welcome in Gstaad, Switzerland. As the always thoughtful and not at all culturally insensitive Taki Theodoracopulous put it, "Poor Phuket got a tsunami, and we got Paris Hilton." Maybe the same judge who ripped away Anna Nicole Smith's inheritance could do the same with Paris's and give it to the tsunami relief effort. [Page Six]
· Cindy Margolis is having twins. Coors Light endorsement contracts are pending. [Page Six]
· Martha Stewart loses prison holiday decorating contest with only $25 worth of materials. Seriously, you can't love Jesus for less than $1500 a creche. [Daily Dish]

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