This is your guest-editor, Andrew Krucoff, signing off now and I would like to thank everyone who wrote in with tips or nasty comments. Both are equally fun to wade through. I apologize for the absence of a proper "To Do" list but if you don't have plans for tonight yet, you're a bit screwed. Of course, if desperation is your soulmate then check out Shecky's Guide for some help. Have a Safe and Happy New Year.

[Ski mask from a 1965 McCall's Needlework & Crafts Magazine via Swapatorium]

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