Star Jones Miraculously Escapes Tsunami By One Month

Oh my God, did you guys see The View this morning? Heh, us neither. Those catty, lovable queens over at Datalounge did, however, and their reportage is top-notch:

On today's "The View", the ladies are back from vacation, and weighing in on the Tsunami tragedy. Star Jones, that loathesome [sic], bible thumping COW told the audience that she was on vacation in that area a month ago, and that God must have blessed her and decided to spare her life [...]
And then, she kept REPEATING the same thing over and over. What? We heard you the first 300 times bitch! You're blessed! You're the chosen one!

All Star needs now is to get pregnant, and she'll be on par with the Virgin Mary.
Star Jones: God Has Blessed Me [DataLounge]