· Bad news: adolescent pop boy Aaron Carter's car catches on fire, but he sadly lives another day. We wonder if this "accident" had anything to do with his trail of bitter exes. Yeah, Lohan, we're looking at you. [Page Six]
· Derek Jeter is fucking a model. Shock. Awe. [NYDN]
· International lothario Flavio Briatore has purchased a quaint bachelor pad in the city so he the baby girl he fathered with Heidi Klum. The "just to see my kid" getaway was a mere $11 million and is located at Beacon Court. [Page Six]
· Danny Masterson is still risking his life by dating violent Bijou Phillips. [Lowdown (3rd item)]

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