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The shockwaves from Friday's bombshell A-list decoupling will be felt for days. Luckily, the First Law of Celebrity Thermodynamics ensures that the heat from Pitt and Aniston's relationship must be conserved; the airwaves will instantly replace fawning specials about their magical marriage with non-stop break-up coverage on VH1, E! and Access Hollywood.